Reminds me of a doctors office along a row of shops in Melton, Victoria, Australia....shady...
This doctor wanted to know things that, in my opinion, nobody should ever know about me. How many times a week do I poop? How many alcoholic beverages do I average all week. How many cigarettes per week? Do I take vitamin supplements? How many vegetables and fruits do I eat? How many hours of exercise do I get per week? Do I masturbate?
Ha ha ha. Alcohol to know about liver health, ciggies to know about lung health, poop for colon, and believe it or not but masturbation has serious health benefits for men when it comes to prostate health!
All I wanted to know about THAT was if I had to pay extra to have my sack tickled at the same time. A reasonable question because we've all been there before.....right??
Ha ha ha ha ha. At least you don't have to spread your legs for a strange doctor to look inside you then poke and scrape you with things, then walk out bleeding and sliding everywhere from the lube!
The bottom line is my cholesterol levels are high. My blood pressure wasn't TOO bad. Just a bit high. I'm at risk of diabetes because I'm almost 40 pounds overweight. And I smoke. And I drink too much. And the only thing green I eat is when my leftovers go bad. And because I don't exercise. He stopped me as soon as the words "But I play video games...." came from my mouth.
Aww *hugs*.
Here's some good news. Porridge/oats (NOT the microwave sort you lazy bastard) and cheerios will help with the cholesterol! Eat them only for breakfast. Then, eat lunch and dinner as better foods and if you're hungry turn to fruit or salad. I devour enough salad to legally be declared a bunny atm. Celery is negative calories so it burns them to break it down...and they're a great snack and keep in the fridge (cut up and placed into foil) for a week.
Here's some bad news:
http://www.creativeburrow.org/blogs/serving-sizes-not-what-you-think!/
http://www.creativeburrow.org/blogs/rant-about-coleswoolworths/