Worlds longest carrot

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http://amazingdata.com/worlds-longest-carrot/



If rabbits had expressions I'd totally dig blowing their minds with a monster carrot (666).

 

 

Kimberley

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You are really strange Bunny!

 

Bunny

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Why thank you!! XD

 

Plastic

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Those look delicious! I hope they put them in something just as delicious, like carrot cake! :D

 

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As long as it's not dry carrot cake and one is used to blow a rabbits mind, I'm all for it :D.

 

jedimarri

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This bunnies mind has officially been blown :P

 

Kimberley

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I am kind of sad he cut the stems off.

 

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Me too Kimberley!

 

Sandra Piddock

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This picture raises many questions in my mind. The most pressing ones are:

1) Where can I buy one just like that?
2) How many batteries does it need?

I'm not even a bunny, and my mind is well and truly blown.

 

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LOL I want the answer to the first, but I'm sure the second is none! XD

 

SifuPhil

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It isn't the size of the carrot, it's the quality of it.

From The Carrot Museum -

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Bigger is not better when it comes to carrots so select carrots that are less than 8 inches long and relatively uniform in shape and size.  They should be well shaped, firm, and smooth with no cracks. Purchase carrots with a smooth and firm surface. They should not look wilted ...

Take that any way you wish, you bunch of perverts.  8|

 

Mouse

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Firstly, what the hell kind of thread have I ambled into? O.o And secondly, a carrot museum is a thing? Ha ha!!!!

Not sure why I'm finding that so hilarious. Is it just me, or is a carrot museum really f'ing funny?

I think I might be in a bit of an odd mood. I just listened to something about, "dipping your fingers in pickle juice and flicking it on your sandwich for flavour." I thought that was pants-wettingly funny too.

Also, a thirdly just jumped to mind; is it just me that doesn't like to buy a single carrot at a time for fear of funny looks? Feel free to ignore that question, I'm sure I'll regret asking it. >_<

 

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Mouse (01:20pm Sat, Aug 25, 2012)
Firstly, what the hell kind of thread have I ambled into? O.o And secondly, a carrot museum is a thing? Ha ha!!!!

Not sure why I'm finding that so hilarious. Is it just me, or is a carrot museum really f'ing funny?

Also, a thirdly just jumped to mind; is it just me that doesn't like to buy a single carrot at a time for fear of funny looks? Feel free to ignore that question, I'm sure I'll regret asking it. >_<
Yes, there really is a Carrot Museum - the link is real. Pop over there - I'm sure you'll learn a lot - I did. As for buying a single carrot - no, I really can't ignore that. If the carrot is 8 inches long, uniform size and shape and not wilted, yes, you may get funny looks - particularly if you ask for a hairy one. There is such a thing as a hairy carrot - I learned that courtesy of Phil's link.

If you want really funny looks when you buy your single carrot, ask how long the batteries are likely to last. That should do it!

 

SifuPhil

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"Oh, carrots are divine
You get a dozen for a dime
It's magic
They fry, a song begins
They roast and I hear violins
it's magic
Why do I kid myself
of the love that I really
have are a few?
When in my heart I know
the magic's my love for you!"

~Bugs Bunny,
Rabbit Every Monday, 1951

 

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Mouse (01:20pm Sat, Aug 25, 2012)
Also, a thirdly just jumped to mind; is it just me that doesn't like to buy a single carrot at a time for fear of funny looks? Feel free to ignore that question, I'm sure I'll regret asking it. >_<

CRAP. I do that every day LOL. I go buy one carrot, an assortment of lettuce and spinach, a steak or other meaty bit, and then come home and eat LOL.


I can't believe there's a carrot museum. The things you learn on BunnyRabbitSex :P.

 

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Bunny (02:19am Mon, Aug 27, 2012)
I can't believe there's a carrot museum. The things you learn on BunnyRabbitSex :P.
Stick around, kiddo - I'll show you things you've never seen before ...

 

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It's a bunch of carrots on steroids, lol!  I would love to see the bunnies faces too.  It's like a giant brownie sundae for us :)  Yummy!  I can't believe there's a carrot museum either, kind of strange.  Wonder what the museum entails?  A bunch of randomly sized and shaped carrots, lol.  Like an adult toy toy but for bunnies haha! :)

 

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Brihooter (09:48pm Tue, Oct 16, 2012)
I can't believe there's a carrot museum either, kind of strange.  Wonder what the museum entails?  A bunch of randomly sized and shaped carrots, lol.  Like an adult toy toy but for bunnies haha! :)

Well, I understand they do weddings there ...





... and have music concerts ...



... but of course their main job is classification and taxonomy...




 

kraiten

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This is really weird XD With that carrot, I can make lots of carrot juice and maybe one day, I can turn into a rabbit. Man, I love carrot juice.

 

Bunny

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What about carrot cake?! :D

 

teamrose

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You can't just post carrots that long without details. Did you grow them? What method did you use to achieve such a feat? How are they taste wise? Are all your vegetables abnormal size? Inquiring minds want to know>  :P

 

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Bunny (07:16pm Wed, Oct 31, 2012)
What about carrot cake?! :D
Oh man I forgot about carrot cake. I LOVE carrot cake especially the frosting that has a picture of carrot on top.

 

SifuPhil

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Go BIG or go home!   ;)

 

teamrose

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Now that's what I call a carrot cake. We need the recipe.

 

Kenny

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Give me a piece of that cake, it looks delicious. That carrot is huge. You can knock someone down with it, I'm sure. Ouch.

 

kraiten

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Hm. What would hurt more. A baseball bat or a giant carrot. XD I also think that cake looks delicious.

 

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kraiten (06:50pm Sat, Nov  3, 2012)
Hm. What would hurt more. A baseball bat or a giant carrot. XD I also think that cake looks delicious.
The baseball bat silly. If hit with the bat, the pain only last for a little while. Eating that cake will put so many pounds on you, they may never come off. :D

 

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teamrose (04:42pm Mon, Nov  5, 2012)
Eating that cake will put so many pounds on you, they may never come off. :D

Is that where jewelers get the term "carat-weight"?  :blink:

 

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teamrose (10:28pm Wed, Oct 31, 2012)
You can't just post carrots that long without details. Did you grow them? What method did you use to achieve such a feat? How are they taste wise? Are all your vegetables abnormal size? Inquiring minds want to know>  :P

Lol I didn't, there's a link above it where they are talked about! lol :P

 

Triss

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It looks great but... is it edible? If it is, I would order it for my mega chicken soup ;)

 

teamrose

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Mega chicken soup. Do you use oversized chickens to make the soup? What other giant vegetables go into mega chicken soup?

 

SifuPhil

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Soup's on!

 

teamrose

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 :D :D :D That's what I'm talking about. A chicken worthy of those big carrots. This is turning out to be a silly thread.

 

kraiten

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LOL, riding a chicken that big will be fun :D. I would hate it  if that big chicken died because it's like a horse, you can ride and have fun with. Also, it's rare to get chickens that big.

 

SifuPhil

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I think that chicken's name is Johnny Wadd.

 

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That carrot man is the seed of nightmares!

 

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