Getting a Dog

Series: BunnyRabbitSex, Comic 7

 

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Kevin seems to be king of misfortune LOL.

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jedimarri

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Too funny!

 

Merily

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LOL! I think I'm going to have to go back and read this comic.  :lol:

Edit: Okay, done. Those poor bunnies!  :lol: The second strip isn't working, though.

 

jedimarri

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This makes a lot more sense now that I did what Meri did and went back and read it the previous ones!

 

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LOL! I think I'm going to have to go back and read this comic.  :lol:

Edit: Okay, done. Those poor bunnies!  :lol: The second strip isn't working, though.

Yeah the site killed it on me  :O. It was basically just the bunnies creeping up and having hearts over their heads XD.

This makes a lot more sense now that I did what Meri did and went back and read it the previous ones!

LOL :D

 

jedimarri

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So when are we getting more? LOL

 

Merily

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Sneaky adorable bunnies.  :lol:

LOL! And smooth, Ruthie. Good to know I was smarter than you here, though. ;)

 

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So when are we getting more? LOL

Ha ha, soon <3.

Just for you I will try to do one a day, since they're usually 3 panels anyway lol.

I guess I'll have to get my ass into gear and put the next first previous links into the actual template for comics, because to be frank it's driving me nuts to add them manually to my posts LOL.

 

jedimarri

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*blushes* I feel so specials again!

 

Merily

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Yay for getting more comics soon! That's a good idea to build it into the code- would that be hard to do?

 

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Yay for getting more comics soon! That's a good idea to build it into the code- would that be hard to do?

Yes and no. I'll have to find someone to help me with it but basically all the code will say is "what number is this? 3 what series is this? blah blah okay, find previous number in blah blah <link> is there a next number in blah blah? No? link to current number. Yes? link to next number in blah blah <link> find first number in blah blah <link>"

In other words it's going to figure out what comic number this is, and what series it's in. Then it's going to look for the next number in order going less or more...if it doesnt have a higher one it will link to itself.

In the series section it gets more complex because it will look for the chapter and part it's in, and the series....then it will look for the next part and if there isnt one it will look for the next chapter. That allows people to add parts without having to worry about calling their first part "part 1" as well :D. Then again it's simpler....BUT it's more complex code wise.

I will have to get a little bit of help though because I don't know how to do the searching part. It shouldnt be too hard and I know how to put it into the site I just need a hand to get the actual code side working.

 

Merily

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Wow, that sounds all sorts of complicated, especially the series coding. We're definitely going to appreciate all the work that's gone into it when you get these things up, let me tell ya! :)

 

jedimarri

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What type of code is it? I could see if my hubby can/wants to help!

 

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It's php :D. And probably MySQL.

Check out how neat my source is :D

Code: [Select]
// The ABOUT page
function BRSabout()
{
global $txt, $user_info, $context, $scripturl;
loadTemplate('BRSpages');
loadLanguage('BRSpages');

// Format: 'sub-action' => array('function', 'permission')
$subActions = array(
'main' => array('BRSaboutMain', ''),
'tos' => array('BRSaboutTOS', ''),
'staff' => array('BRSaboutStaff', ''),
);

// Default to sub action 'main' or 'settings' depending on permissions.
$_REQUEST['sa'] = isset($_REQUEST['sa']) && isset($subActions[$_REQUEST['sa']]) ? $_REQUEST['sa'] : 'main';
$subActions[$_REQUEST['sa']][0]();
}

Lol. That one piece basically makes the menu up top right work (because when you click the button for it it goes to a page which loads that file and the file tells it what to do)....which you can see in action here:
http://dev.creativeburrow.org/final/index.php?action=about

Soon you will see it in action on here!! :D

And this part is cool too (I didnt code it but I understand it, Metallica coded this part because I have trouble with queries):

Code: [Select]
function BRSaboutStaff()
{
global $context, $txt, $smcFunc, $staff;
$context['page_title'] = $txt['title_about_staff'];
$context['sub_template'] = 'BRSaboutStaff';

// Let's get all the staff members in one big group for a family photo!
$request = $smcFunc['db_query']('', '
SELECT id_member, real_name, avatar, id_group, additional_groups
FROM {db_prefix}members
WHERE FIND_IN_SET(25, additional_groups)
OR FIND_IN_SET(27, additional_groups)
OR FIND_IN_SET(26, additional_groups)
OR FIND_IN_SET(28, additional_groups)
OR FIND_IN_SET(24, additional_groups)
ORDER BY real_name DESC',
array(
)
);

Which creates most of this page:
http://dev.creativeburrow.org/final/index.php?action=about;sa=staff


That's just the back end code though, the sources. The templates are what call info from that stuff. Here's the staff page template, which is probably going to blow your mind more than the last parts LOL
Code: [Select]
// The ABOUT page - STAFF
function template_BRSaboutStaff()
{
global $boardurl, $context, $settings, $options, $txt, $scripturl, $modSettings, $staff;
// The lovely leftbar, because we couldnt live without advertisement.
brsleftbar();

// Since we love to talk about ourselves, let's do so now
echo '
<div id="brscatholder">';
BRSpagesAbout_menu();
echo '
<div class="brscat">
<h4>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_heading'] , '</h4>
<div class="brscatinsides">
<p>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_content'] , '</p>
</div>
<div class="brscattail"></div>
</div>';

// Community
echo '<div class="brscat">
<h4>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_heading2'] , '</h4>
<div class="brscatinsides">
<p>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_content2'] , '</p>
<p>';

foreach($staff['community'] AS $member)
{
echo '
<a class="brsstaff" href="', $boardurl, '/index.php?action=profile;u=', $member['id'], '">
<img width="90px" height="90" src="', $member['avatar'], '" alt="', $member['name'], '" /><br />', $member['name'], '
</a>';
}

echo '
</p>
</div>
<div class="brscattail"></div>
</div>';

// Marketing
echo '<div class="brscat">
<h4>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_heading3'] , '</h4>
<div class="brscatinsides">
<p>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_content3'] , '</p>
<p>';

foreach($staff['marketing'] AS $member)
{
echo '
<a class="brsstaff" href="', $boardurl, '/index.php?action=profile;u=', $member['id'], '">
<img width="90px" height="90" src="', $member['avatar'], '" alt="', $member['name'], '" /><br />', $member['name'], '
</a>';
}

echo '
</p>
</div>
<div class="brscattail"></div>
</div>';

// Development
echo '<div class="brscat">
<h4>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_heading4'] , '</h4>
<div class="brscatinsides">
<p>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_content4'] , '</p>
<p>';

foreach($staff['devs'] AS $member)
{
echo '
<a class="brsstaff" href="', $boardurl, '/index.php?action=profile;u=', $member['id'], '">
<img width="90px" height="90" src="', $member['avatar'], '" alt="', $member['name'], '" /><br />', $member['name'], '
</a>';
}

echo '
</p>
</div>
<div class="brscattail"></div>
</div>';

// Legal
echo '<div class="brscat">
<h4>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_heading5'] , '</h4>
<div class="brscatinsides">
<p>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_content5'] , '</p>
<p>';

foreach($staff['legal'] AS $member)
{
echo '
<a class="brsstaff" href="', $boardurl, '/index.php?action=profile;u=', $member['id'], '">
<img width="90px" height="90" src="', $member['avatar'], '" alt="', $member['name'], '" /><br />', $member['name'], '
</a>';
}

echo '
</p>
</div>
<div class="brscattail"></div>
</div>';

// Moderation
echo '<div class="brscat">
<h4>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_heading6'] , '</h4>
<div class="brscatinsides">
<p>', $txt['BRSpages_aboutStaff_content6'] , '</p>
<p>';

foreach($staff['mods'] AS $member)
{
echo '
<a class="brsstaff" href="', $boardurl, '/index.php?action=profile;u=', $member['id'], '">
<img width="90px" height="90" src="', $member['avatar'], '" alt="', $member['name'], '" /><br />', $member['name'], '
</a>';
}

echo '
</p>
</div>
<div class="brscattail"></div>
</div>';

// Go away kitty!!!
echo '</div>';

// The lovely rightbar, because we couldnt live without advertisement for ourselves.
brsrightbar();
}

I work in templates but I'm still learning so I need a bit of help sometimes! But I'm getting there :D :D :D. I'm pretty much the only person coding right now, even though I've asked for some others to join me. I put up an advertisement not long ago too :). But YES, a LOT of work and hours go into BRS every day. Just yesterday I spent 5 hours migrating works to the new system and fixing something that was a little messy in the database. I fixed over 5000 posts and topics all up, which is about a third of what we have. But it is worth it :D.

 

jedimarri

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Guess that's not the stuff my hubby knows - but I tried!

 

Bunny

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What does he know?

 

jedimarri

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He's being difficult. He's one more semester away from a CS degree and he's saying he doesn't know much... i guess they just worked with a lot of different things, but he doesn't know a lot about anything in specific... boy we're going to have fun finding him a job.

 

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Lol tell him if he doesnt try to take the plunge he will be terrified the whole time. Also, anything he breaks I can fix in a second, because everything's in the database. That's why I'm not afraid to work on things...cause I know the forum is safe, it's just files I mess up lol.


Kinda like if you were writing something in MS Word and then you broke MS Word after saving it. You'd still have your work there ;D. If he does know PHP and HTML tell him I have a very simple put and pull info from the database via text fields job for him and I'll pay him. It's stand alone if he's afraid of SMF lol.

 

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Wow, all that code is making me cross-eyed. I can fiddle with html in blogger to get it to do things (sometimes... often it leaves me baffled), but I'd have no idea how to write any kind of code or do anything more complicated than shifting a blogger template some. I'm always in awe of people who can figure that stuff out. :)

 

jedimarri

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Ok! I'll PM you his e-mail address. He might not answer tonight.

 

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LOL I somehow hit modify on your post instead of quote Merily!! Sorry, I removed my stuff and put it in my own post LOL.

It's pretty fun to learn and figure out.

It's basically like writing commands.

If this then that.

Or
If (this) then {that}


Code: [Select]
if (!$user_info['is_guest'])
{
echo '
<li><a href="' . $scripturl . '?action=help">Help</a></li>';
}

You can probably guess what that says. The ! means NOT, so it says "if (NOT user is guest) then {link to help section}".  Once you get the hang og it it's pretty cool. It's like a secret language in a way.

 

Merily

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Oh man, I've done that so many times on boards I mod. Don't worry about it.  :lol:

That is pretty neat!

 

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Oh man, I've done that so many times on boards I mod. Don't worry about it.  :lol:

That is pretty neat!

It is!! It can get more complex too with if (this) then {that} else {that}...so you basically just add:

Code: [Select]
else
{
what ever you want it to do
}

So if I coded...

Code: [Select]
if($user[is_merily])
{
 echo 'BIG HUGS FOR YOU!!';
}
else
{
 echo 'NO HUGS FOR YOU!!';
}


Hee hee :D

Of course that wouldnt work because I havent told the code how to tell you're Merily but still XD.

And I have no clue in that case how to tell it who you are XD.

 

Merily

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 :lol: *puts on a nametag to see if that'll help that code* ;)

 

jedimarri

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WAIT A SECOND! WhY does the code hug Meri but not me!   :'( I thought I was special too! :P

 

Bunny

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Cause she liked the code!! :P *runs*

 

Merily

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LOL! Guess you gotta flirt with the code, Ruthie, and it'll give you some love.  :lol:

 

jedimarri

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*starts to slowly unbutton my shirt*

Was that enough?

 

Merily

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My eyes! My poor eyes!  :lol:

 

jedimarri

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Hey! Don't complain! I've got a nice set of boobies! And I wasn't going to unbutton it ALL the way :P

 

Merily

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 :lol: Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

jedimarri

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Is ok! I'm still waiting for the code to respond...

 

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Is ok! I'm still waiting for the code to respond...

LMFAO XD XD

Code: [Select]
if($user[is_jedimarri] && $context['user']['is_undressing'])
{
 echo 'MY EYES!! MY EYES!! XD';
}
else
{
 echo 'HUGS FOR YOU!!';
}

 

Merily

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Okay, I need a rolling on the floor laughing smiley here. The chuckling one isn't powerful enough.  :lol:

 

jedimarri

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 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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Okay, I need a rolling on the floor laughing smiley here. The chuckling one isn't powerful enough.  :lol:

How bout this?

!LMAO!

 

Merily

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Yes, perfect!

 

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If you hit quote on my post you'll see the code. In case you CBF here it is:

!LMAO!

Lol

 

Merily

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Ah, I didn't think of quoting the reply. *remembers that wording for later*

 

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Ah, I didn't think of quoting the reply. *remembers that wording for later*

I'll add it as "biglaugh" with : on either side of it later too so you can use that if you like :D.

 

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Whoot! Sounds good. :)

 



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Jade Elizabeth is an eccentric young woman who enjoys writing stories and poems with hidden deeper meanings. She is quoted saying “Writing to me is not a hobby. It's a passion. It's something that lets my thoughts expose themselves, and my heart shine through where other art could not.

Commonly her poems are inspired by love or depression, and are dedicated to the people who encouraged the emotion. Given the chance she will readily pull her poems apart, exposing the deeper and hidden meanings behind her words.

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