SifuPhil

LITTLE BUNNY FOO-FOO

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Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Elves are all members of the Illuminati and control the media through the Jews. That's why vapor trails are really messages from Xenu, meant to prepare us for the rise of Atlantis.

But yeah, Santa fluoridates the candy canes to cause autism in little kids.

 

Ryder13

Washed Heathen

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Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Elves are all members of the Illuminati and control the media through the Jews. That's why vapor trails are really messages from Xenu, meant to prepare us for the rise of Atlantis.

But yeah, Santa fluoridates the candy canes to cause autism in little kids.

Quick this man needs to be transported to a conspiracy theorist forum STET.
Ryder13

 

Bunny

Marketing Team

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Ha ha no it's just an urban legend. Unfortunately for me, a rather popular one at that :(.

 

Victor Leigh

Fluffy Baby Bunny

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Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Elves are all members of the Illuminati and control the media through the Jews. That's why vapor trails are really messages from Xenu, meant to prepare us for the rise of Atlantis.

But yeah, Santa fluoridates the candy canes to cause autism in little kids.

Quick this man needs to be transported to a conspiracy theorist forum STET.
Ryder13

I heard from reliable sources that this man is a card-carrying fully-accredited member of one least one conspiracy theorist forum. I also heard that half the conspiracies discussed in those forums are attributed to him.

 

SifuPhil

LITTLE BUNNY FOO-FOO

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I heard from reliable sources that this man is a card-carrying fully-accredited member of one least one conspiracy theorist forum. I also heard that half the conspiracies discussed in those forums are attributed to him.

To paraphrase: "You provide the pictures, and I'll provide the conspiracy"

 

Victor Leigh

Fluffy Baby Bunny

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I heard from reliable sources that this man is a card-carrying fully-accredited member of one least one conspiracy theorist forum. I also heard that half the conspiracies discussed in those forums are attributed to him.

To paraphrase: "You provide the pictures, and I'll provide the conspiracy"

A person, name undisclosed, hacked into the data stream of a drone flying over an undisclosed location and retrieved this picture. He thinks an undisclosed nation is preparing for a pre-emptive strike on Christmas Eve. So what's your story?

 

Haffina

Fuzzy Teenage Bunny

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Drop Bears are quite prevalent at Christmas.

 

SifuPhil

LITTLE BUNNY FOO-FOO

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A person, name undisclosed, hacked into the data stream of a drone flying over an undisclosed location and retrieved this picture. He thinks an undisclosed nation is preparing for a pre-emptive strike on Christmas Eve. So what's your story?


Walkin' in a Winter Wonju-Land

After the hard winter they were left with only Speedos and tutus, but they made the best of a bad situation and, in the end, proved that human hope can overcome ANY adversity.

The NASA/Pentagon/NSA-built weather satellites had overflown Wonju, the most populous city in Gangwon Province, South Korea, just as planned, leaving the town buried under several feet of synthetically-induced snow. Thousands perished from starvation, dehydration and hypothermia, the bodies piling up to form sad pyramids on the frozen ground. Children lost parents, sisters lost brothers and over everyone a dark cloud settled.

Yet in the midst of this won-ton destruction there arose a glimmer of hope - the discovery of an unopened crate of swimwear and dance costumes. Where the crate had originated no one knows, only that little Samsuk Dong, 6 years old and skeletal of build, had come running home early one December morning to report on his amazing discovery. Little Dong led his parents, Sukmi Dong and Luvyu Dong, to the abandoned factory site where the crate was opened amidst much clamor and glee.

Of course, this being the middle of a synthetically-induced winter in South Korea made the utility of the find a dubious one, but the hearts and minds of Korea rally at such trying times. The townfolk had several meetings as to the fate of the find, with suggestions including burning the clothing for warmth, trading for firewood and re-labeling and trans-shipping to North Korea to encourage free trade, but in the end it was the brother-in-law of Mrs. Dong,  Bentup Dong, that presented the winning solution:

They would form a Bathing/Dancing Bocce Ball league.

Wonju would no longer be just a random point on a Google Map - they would become a world power through their mastery of Bathing/Dancing Bocce Ball, starting with the 2020 Olympics, and all because some shitty First-World nation had decided to rain - or in this case, snow - on their parade.

 



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Jade Elizabeth (Bunny) is a Poet who has made 6253 posts since joining Creative Burrow on 12:15am Sun, Nov 2, 2008. Bunny was invited by No one (creator of this site).

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Jade Elizabeth is an eccentric young woman who enjoys writing stories and poems with hidden deeper meanings. She is quoted saying “Writing to me is not a hobby. It's a passion. It's something that lets my thoughts expose themselves, and my heart shine through where other art could not.

Commonly her poems are inspired by love or depression, and are dedicated to the people who encouraged the emotion. Given the chance she will readily pull her poems apart, exposing the deeper and hidden meanings behind her words.

Her stories are usually unspoken messages to those close to her – giving every story a hidden meaning. Some things are better left unsaid, or in her case, expressed indirectly through stories.

Jade used to write Documentation for Simple Machines in her free time, but has since begun studying and working, which takes up most of her free time now.

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Romance, Fantasy, and Sad Stories and Poems.

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