Fuzzy Kid Bunny
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04:35am Tue, Nov 29, 2011
Hello Bunny Rabbit Sexy Time!!!!
I've been gone for soooo long, but I promise, my absence hasn't been wasted. I've been thinking about what I want to do in life, and I've known for a while that I want to be a writer (obviously), but i didn't really know WHAT i wanted to write. Well, I've been thinking, and I've decided that I want to write a movie! I started thinking of a horror movie, but then i decided that i need some practice, so i started writing a kind of horror parody.
Here's a little bit from the script I've written so far.
NOTE: I've never written a script before
The killer takes off his mask. It's WYATT.
REN
(eyes wide)
Wyatt!
WYATT
Are you surprised, Ren?
REN
...Well, no, not really.
Wyatt opens his mouth to reveal his monologue, but then realizes what Ren said.
WYATT
Why?
REN
Well, I saw you kill that brown couple. And even then, you're the nerd who's obsessed with horror movies. It was so obvious.
WYATT
Whatever! All that doesn't matter anymore! You're the last one left, and if you don't mind, I'd like to reveal my motive for killing all of my friends!
REN (O.S.)
We weren't your friends
WYATT
(scolding her)
...for killing all of YOUR friends!
Close on Ren as she rolls her eyes. She sits down on the couch and waves her hand to signal his speech.
WYATT
Oh... right.
He struggles with his costume to pull a piece of notebook paper from his pocket. He opens it and clears his throat.
WYATT
Four years ago, a little boy named Charlie Cooper moved to a new town. A certain group of kids made fun of him because he dressed funny and accidentally twoed in his pants in gym class. They beat him with hockey sticks and hung him upside down from the pull up bar.
REN
Wait... Charlie Cooper? Shitty Cooper Cheese Pants?
WYATT
(shouting)
STOP CALLING ME THAT!
REN
(standing up)
You're Charlie?
Charlie nods his head, smiling. Ren bursts into laughter.
REN
(laughing)
You're Pooper Cooper! You were such a loser!
WYATT
I was traumatized! I moved away and changed my name. Then I finally mustered up enough courage to seek revenge. So I moved back to TOWN NAME and pretended to be your friend-
REN (O.S.)
YOU WERE NEVER OUR FRIEND
WYATT
(ignoring her)
-and killed all of you!
REN
You even killed those pillow biters Tristan and Clayton!
WYATT
Come on now, no one wanted them in the movie anyway. They were too gay, you know? They would've just made the whole thing uncomfortable.
(mocking the gay guys)
Oh, "Let's watch season four of Sex in the City. My mother took me to get my tongue pierced."
REN
(also mocking)
"Let's put a bunch of glitter on our faces and go to the Lady Gaga concert."
The two share a chuckle before realizing their situation.
WYATT
Okay, that's enough! You tortured me as a kid, and now your going to pay for it!
He struggles again with his costume and pulls out a gun and aims at her chest.
REN
Please! No! I need to take this shirt back!
WYATT
You know, I was going to say something earlier about it, but I didn't want to be rude.
REN
My grandma bought it for me.
WYATT
Ugh, grandparents give THE WORST presents.