I'm on my way to the city and I bought a hot chocolate from a shitty woman, which started my day shitty. 3 seconds later I think the lid isnt on and I forget my strength and press it.

Hot chocolate came streaming out the lid over my head. My hair and shirt are drenched . I cant turn around I have a special dr appt .

Theres powdery brown shit all through my hair

Could have been worse though - you could have bought a shitty chocolate from a hot woman.

I did that once, but then I'm a sucker for hot women. 

I'll bet $10 the doc says to lay off the chocolate.

Oh stop your whining child!  MY day started out really well, progressed to "grrrrrrrr!!", rapidly dropped to "AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" then bounced back up to "Phew! awesome!", only to come crashing down to "AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH" again 2 seconds ago.  I'm so emotionally drained!!

LOL I was like "sounds like mum..." then it was mum! So now I can say it's self inflicted!


Sifu Phil, it was shitty powdery hot chocolate lol. Dr said I damaged tendons in my wrist lol.

Think you know me so well, don't you beautiful?  Then you must have known the first "grrrrrrr!!" was at YOU!

Aww, that sucks.

Do you get any pleasure in other people's misery? If so, then my friend's current 'bad day' might bring you some enjoyment.

He works downtown and has to take the skytrain down every day. This morning, on one of the trains, someone lifted his wallet. At the stop where he switches trains halfway in between, transit cops were waiting. Because his wallet was gone, so was his transit pass.... which smacked him with a $200 fine. And because he had no wallet, he also couldn't buy a ticket right then to get to work or to home either one. He forgot his phone at home, so couldn't call anyone to get him. He waited downtown for about an hour until the transit patrol cleared out and then hopped a train back to his place. He spent the afternoon trying to get his cards blocked and replaced -and- had to miss another day of work, which means he's even farther behind.

The worst part for him, though? He has just finally bought enough hats at his favorite hat shop in order to get a free one. The card was in his wallet and now he can't get it. Lol!

That's kinda sucky but if the shop know him...well you know!

@mum <3

@QuirkyJessi ... I won't even watch funniest home videos, cause I don't see what's so funny about other people's miseries.  Must be an age thing, cause I used to laugh at it in my 20's!   Tell your friend that if he's bought enough hats at the same store, they should know him well enough to honour his prior purchases and give him the free hat.  If they don't, tell him to email me and I'll sort them out for him! >

Yeah funniest home videos is pretty much made up of nothing but people getting hurt and I dont feel comfortable watching it either .

I expect people to laugh when I do stupid shit like this though .

I suddenly feel pretty good after reading those adventures. I actually woke up in a bad mood and thought 'Another bad day for me ..". I almost feel sorry for feeling better after reading  these posts. There are always people who are having an even worse day

Talking of bad days ... There was an item in our local newspaper a while back about a man who had chest pains while he was driving. He pulled off the road as he thought he might be having a heart attack. That was exactly what was happening, and as if that wasn't bad enough, a lorry coming the other way veered off the road and ploughed into him him, killing him before the heart attack had done the job.

I know I shouldn't have, but I just couldn't help laughing at that one. It just wasn't his day, was it?

Should be included in an Alanis Morissette song ha ha.

Bunny (10:59am Thu, Sep 13, 2012)

Should be included in an Alanis Morissette song ha ha.

Exactly! Oh the irony!

I feel bad for him, no doubt, but it's so ridiculous that you can't help but shake your head and smile a little. That's how I end up feeling after a long day of where everything feels like it's going wrong. At some point, I just start laughing and thinking "Really? What else could go wrong? This is just too ridiculous to be real."

Whenever I have one of those hot chocolate all over me running to the doctor days, I just think of one thing: I imagine I'm in a movie, a really awesome, smart and funny as heck rom-com. Then I laugh. Then I imagine the next scene! Suddenly I'm writing a scene and I'm letting my imagination take over.

Lemons? Meet lemon-freaken-aid!

Noooo! Don't give the lemons aid!!

LOL is that for real Phil?!

I doubt it - it looks 'Shopped to me.

Still - an amusing thought. 

Yeah but it could be one of those sticker sites where the image is shopped but you can buy the real thing!