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BunnyRabbitSex would like to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS with this wonderful winter snow look, which will be around until new years!

What do you think? It brings a huge grin to my face, so I hope it does yours! :D

 

 

Adrian Malacoda

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I like the snowy look! It looks snowy!

The animated snow on the other hand reminds me of the 1990's. I guess that's a good thing! :P

 

Runic

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Happy Holidays and Blessed Yule!!

 

QuirkyJessi

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I love the new theme! I don't normally like when graphics go across the screen like these snowflakes, but they're small enough that it doesn't distract from anything. Usually it feels like I've been taken back to the 90s with auto-playing music and full screen glitter, but this is much more subtle. It works.

 

Runic

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i changed back ... cause well Bah Humbug

 

Bunny

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I expected you to, Scrooge! :P

Thanks Jessi! That's what I thought :D.

 

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What's a holiday? I thought that was a vacation for Brits.

I'm glad you posted this, Bunny - I thought my floaters were starting up again.

I second Runic's Bah-Humbug, and will add "I am not in the habit of keeping Christmas!"

Quick - who said that?

 

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You can change back if it makes you uncomfortable Phil :).

Hover over Your Account in the menu and click on Forum Settings. For the first option click "change" and select BRS1. If you use BunnyRabbitSex2 be prepared for all sorts of weirdness as that is where I develop the new design, so sometimes things are broken for a little bit :P.

 

Victor Leigh

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BunnyRabbitSex would like to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS with this wonderful winter snow look, which will be around until new years!

What do you think? It brings a huge grin to my face, so I hope it does yours! :D

Just curious. When was the last time you saw real snow on Christmas? The last I heard, the sun had always shone bright and hot on Christmas in Australia.

 

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Well it depends where you are, the mountains have snow on them and sometimes in the valleys there is snow too. I used to live in Lancefield as a child and that was the first time I saw snow. It wasnt much but it was enough for me!

The first time I saw it on Christmas was probably when I was in Virginia. I made a snowman that 5 people couldn't push up less than a 30 degree incline ha ha. I think I was about 13 or 14 then.

The last time I saw it on Christmas was when I was 19 or 20, I was with my boyfriend at the time Justin (Metallica48423 on here) and we went to his family home in Michigan. I ended up getting really sick, but no one could figure it out. I had no temperature but I was acting feverish. I felt like my insides were boiling and I was shivering. On the way home Justin had to take me to the ER because I was crying in pain and had a fever of 104, it finally showed on the thermometer (and no it wasnt broken lol). The ER said I had mono (AUS: Glandular Fever), also they said my spleen and liver were enlarged and I was over producing gas.

I couldn't fart or burp so I took some Gas-X (anti gas medicine) and it made my stomach "deflate" so fast I rolled off the bed ha ha. The ER staff thought I was pregnant and even I had not seen my stomach so huge. I was so confused from the fever that I didn't even know my address so Justin had to give it to them ha ha. Oh and by the way when I say deflate that's what it felt like. I didn't fart or burp, the gas just magically vanished and I felt like I was a balloon LOL.

Because of the mono, I ended up in the ER two more times with life threatening blood noses. The blood was coming out so fast it couldn't come out my nose and mouth fast enough so they had to put a "nose rocket" in my nose to stop it. Once it stopped I was making dirty jokes with the doctor and next thing I know I was shaking and going in and out of consciousness. The doctor said he was scared I was going to have a heart attack but I didn't luckily. Didn't stop me waking up to a crash cart and 5 doctors holding me down though LOL. I legitimately almost died because I saw snow at Christmas :P.

 

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Happy Holidays everyone!

 

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Has nobody answered SifuPhil yet? Really? I am going to take a stab at it and comment that it was that Charles Dickens character. What was his name? Ernest or Evan or Eban, Ebenizer?
Regardless, it was him I believe.
And I back the 'bah humbug' comment.
Christmas, it is just way too commercial for me. Way too commercial.
And I hate winter, and snow. And I get plenty of it here where i am.
Ryder13

 

SifuPhil

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The Squeeky-Clean Heathen wins the prize!  :)  Yes, it was Ebenezer Scrooge, bless his wicked little heart.

*synthesized AOL Mail voice*

"You've got Rep"

 

Runic

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mah Bah Humbug is more religous

one of my local politicians shared this image



My reply "get it right its Blessed Yule, considering the Pagan Sabbat has been around longer the Christmas!"

He liked the post and apologised in message :D

 

Bunny

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LOL

Well I didn't want to offend anyone, and some people have Christmas later or earlier lol.

 

Victor Leigh

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I think the proper way to go about it is to each his own.

Let the kids have their fantasies about Santa. They will grow up too soon and have to face the harsh realities of real life, so let's indulge them their innocent childhood while they can still enjoy it.

For the religious, let them celebrate it in their own way. Let this time be a time for sober reflection on the magnificence of divine love.

For the rest of us, let's just make merry. The Thais are great at celebrating anything and everything. Even though they are Buddhists, they still celebrate Christmas and Valentine.

 

SifuPhil

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I think the proper way to go about it is to each his own.

I would normally agree, but ...

... a blue elephant?

So now I'll have to start a rant
About the big blue elephant
Although the Thais may sing and chant
I'm sure big blue elephant can't

Do they go out and paint their aunt?
Now THAT would be a brand-new slant!
It might even serve to enchant -
But now I fear I'm just pedant.

 ;)

 

Victor Leigh

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Well, Sifu, you must come visit Thailand one of these days to see how the Thais modify celebrations from all over the world to add the Thai element to the show. Of course, Thailand is already well-known for certain type of modifications if you have been following the Miss Tiffany beauty pageants.

Is he simply gorgeous?

 

SifuPhil

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Well, Sifu, you must come visit Thailand one of these days to see how the Thais modify celebrations from all over the world to add the Thai element to the show. Of course, Thailand is already well-known for certain type of modifications if you have been following the Miss Tiffany beauty pageants.

Is he simply gorgeous?

Honestly?

No.

Even without knowing he's a ladyboy I can see there's something off, something asymmetrical about the face, the square jaw ... just something wrong. It's a visceral reaction.

I'd feel safer with Big Blue up there.  :D

 

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The Elephant? You realise Elephants use their penis' as weapons right? They crack things open with them, use them to walk, and much more..

 

SifuPhil

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The Elephant? You realise Elephants use their penis' as weapons right? They crack things open with them, use them to walk, and much more..

Don't we all? 

 

Bunny

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The day you break rocks with your penis, I will bow down to you lol.

 

SifuPhil

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The day you break rocks with your penis, I will bow down to you lol.

Not rocks, but I've been known to bust a few virgins with it.

Have you ever heard of "Iron Egg" training? It's a specialty branch of "Iron" training in the Shaolin Temple. The idea is that with years of conditioning (mental as well as physical) you can harden any part of your body you train. There are Iron Head masters, Iron Leg, Iron Chest, Iron Arm ...

And Iron Egg. You train your testicles. Not like a seal at the aquarium - you don't hold a fish in front of your crotch and say "Up, boy!". No, what you do is progressive hardening (and often progressive nerve damage) to the point where some of the masters of Iron Egg can tie a rope around their gonads and pull a bus with them. They can withstand full-power kicks to the groin as well, reflecting the original martial defensive intent of Iron training.

 

Victor Leigh

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Well, Sifu, you must come visit Thailand one of these days to see how the Thais modify celebrations from all over the world to add the Thai element to the show. Of course, Thailand is already well-known for certain type of modifications if you have been following the Miss Tiffany beauty pageants.

Is he simply gorgeous?

Honestly?

No.

Even without knowing he's a ladyboy I can see there's something off, something asymmetrical about the face, the square jaw ... just something wrong. It's a visceral reaction.

I'd feel safer with Big Blue up there.  :D

What kind of visceral reaction do you get from these? I am very sure one of them must have been born a boy.

A.

B.

C.

 

SifuPhil

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What kind of visceral reaction do you get from these? I am very sure one of them must have been born a boy.

A.

B.

C.

I know I'm probably going to regret this in the morning, but here you go:

#1 - Definitely no. Strong gut reaction - don't like. Wrong angles, manly looking. (Hope that isn't one of your many girlfriends).

#2 - A little better, but still something about the width of the face turns me off.

#3 - Of the three this is the one I would choose - the most "feminine"-looking.


OK - now do your victor-y dance as you gleefully post the results of the 2012 All-Thai LadyBoy Competition showing #3 as a Silver Medalist ...  :'(

 

Ryder13

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Well this has turned into a somewhat 'special' and unexpected discussion, to say the least.
And yes I am willing to say the images of the ladies posted are "visually interesting." Of course I do recall one of my visits to New York. I am thinking SifuPhil might remember the song
Walk on the Wildside? New York can be an interesting city too. Hmm.
What was that film that came out and this soldier fell for a 'woman' who wasn't. Sorry I forgot the title but it got quite the amount of publicity. Yes, it was a mainstream hit film, not something I saw in Times Square. BTW. 
Enough from moi.
Ryder13

 

 

Ryder13

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The film was The Crying Game. Goes back a bit.
(And yes I am answering my own question).
Quite a stir this film created at the time.
Ryder13

 

SifuPhil

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... Of course I do recall one of my visits to New York. I am thinking SifuPhil might remember the song
Walk on the Wildside? New York can be an interesting city too. Hmm.

A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City's the place where
They say "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side"
I said "Hey, Joe, take a walk on the wild side"
And the colored girls say
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

 ;)

 

Victor Leigh

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Ah, my dear Sifu, you have underestimated his outstanding talents. Picture C is that of Thanyaras Jiraphatphakorn, who was crowned the Miss Tiffany Uniververse 2007. This is how he looks with his crown:


Now that you have only two pictures left to choose from, you have a fifty-fifty chance of getting it right.

 

SifuPhil

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Now that you have only two pictures left to choose from, you have a fifty-fifty chance of getting it right.

WOOOOOMP!

That was the sound of me just becoming celibate.

 

Victor Leigh

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Now that you have only two pictures left to choose from, you have a fifty-fifty chance of getting it right.

WOOOOOMP!

That was the sound of me just becoming celibate.

Oh, really? I didn't know cave doors can be so loud. So how long are you planning to play hermit in there?

 

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I'm guessing A, but I hope it's B ha ha.

 

Victor Leigh

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I'm guessing A, but I hope it's B ha ha.

Do you mean A is the girl or do you mean B is the boy?

 

Bunny

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I mean I think A is the girl but I hope it's B ha ha.

 

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Oh, really? I didn't know cave doors can be so loud. So how long are you planning to play hermit in there?

*muffled voice*

Until the scary ladyboys go away!

 

Victor Leigh

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Oh, really? I didn't know cave doors can be so loud. So how long are you planning to play hermit in there?

*muffled voice*

Until the scary ladyboys go away!

Alright, you can come out now. They have all gone home. I mean all those who were born boys and ended up as girls. Or is it those who were born as girls and ended up as boys? I think I may have to do some checking under the hood, so to say, just to make sure.

And the answer is picture B. That's a picture of an honest-to-goodness girl. Born a girl. Still a girl, the last I checked. Er, I mean that figuratively.

 

SifuPhil

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*still muffled voice*

At least I was right on one of them.

I'm hungry in here - got any tenderized virgins you can slip under the cave door?

FEMALE virgins, just so there's no misunderstandings. BIOLOGICAL females. Biological YOUNG females, to be specific.

And a bottle of ketchup.

 

Victor Leigh

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*still muffled voice*

At least I was right on one of them.

I'm hungry in here - got any tenderized virgins you can slip under the cave door?

FEMALE virgins, just so there's no misunderstandings. BIOLOGICAL females. Biological YOUNG females, to be specific.

And a bottle of ketchup.

Hmm, let me see. The gap under your cave door is a tad small. Since you probably have no desire to partake of under-nourished and/or underaged females, how about passing the virgin you ordered in parts? So which part do you want first?

 

Runic

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B has an Adams Apple though a prominent one at that

 

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So blind date, one of the girls shown here, OR one of the big city dykes that are around the big cities like NYC and Toronto and in some of the women prisons. Just a thought.
Ryder13

 

Runic

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no idea what they look like :P

 

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IMHO some are a lot scarier than the ladyboys. I mean how scary can they be if  group members can't tell which out of three is a beautiful girl and which two are not.   
Ryder13

 

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That would be a tough call to make - dyke or ladyboy.

I think I'll just stay in my cave.

Victor - which part? Hmmm ... well, like Dr. Lecter, brains in a young lady have always been a strong attraction to me, so if you would be so kind just slip the pre-frontal lobe under there and I'll start with that.

Chf-chf-chf-chf-chf-chf-chf-chf.

(Now, don't get mad at me, but have YOU ever tried to write-out the sound of someone sucking in air through their teeth, with the bottom row of those teeth pressed against the upper lip? That's harder than trying to describe what a queef sounds like!)

 

Victor Leigh

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Dyke or ladyboy? Well, I have met both types. Knew some of them quite well, too. Don't ask about close proximity. I am not telling. Anyway, they are not at all like what some people make them out to be.

There's this dyke who's a school teacher. Art teacher, in fact. Very nice person. Short hair but that doesn't tell anything because many lady teachers wear their hair short. I know she's a dyke because she said so herself. To me. She loves a drink or two. Always wanting to go out on the town with me. Never took her up on it. Not that I am worried about being drunk. Just didn't want to be the responsible party if she changes her orientation after one night out with me.

Also knew more than one ladyboy. No, it's not true that you can always tell a biological male by the Adam's Apple. I have met many honest-to-goodness males with unnoticeable Adam's Apples. And one or two biological females who have pronounced Adam's Apples. Some ladyboys even sounded perfectly like the average female. No kidding. About the only way I could tell is to put my arm around their shoulders. Male musculature is very definitely different.

Of course, if you, yourself, are drunk, you wouldn't notice any kind of difference at all. Until the next morning.

 

Runic

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dykes brings back great memories of a night drinking ... damn those butch lesbians can drink!

 

Kimberley

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It looks amazing! I am a bit bitter about Christmas and snow this year though so I'm going to swap back. I'm not upset or anything so don't worry. :)

 

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Sorry, I didn't even consider snow would upset anyone. If you need help I can do it for you :).

Hope you feel better soon!

 

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It's okay! I am not upset at you and I don't want to ruin anyone elses Christmas. I am sure I will feel fine after some wine and writing in my diary. :)

 

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Writing helps me too. If you need to talk I'm here. I really didn't even think snow might upset someone but I guess in todays world just about anything could for different reasons.

Hell there's a certain urban legend that completely terrifies me and if I see even a slight reference of it I freak out.

Sorry about that!
* Bunny hugs Kimberley *

 

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Writing helps me too. If you need to talk I'm here. I really didn't even think snow might upset someone but I guess in todays world just about anything could for different reasons.

Hell there's a certain urban legend that completely terrifies me and if I see even a slight reference of it I freak out.

Sorry about that!
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Australian urban legend about Christmas? There was a couple of horror films about Christmas, including one that has just recently been remade. There was also an old Harlan Ellison story about a 'darkside Santa Claus'. I think it was Harlan Ellison.  Of course there was a Christmas Horror movie, fairly recent, that had to do with Santa being some kind of norse frost giant or some such creature and his elves were not well  I guess they did not play well with others.
Curious and interesting piece of work. I watched it actually in July, it would have been great fun on the 23rd to 25th of this month.
Dark evil black christmas  ho ho ho
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